Run Petra Run!

February 25, 2008 / Posted by:

Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova showed up to Elton John’s Oscar party last night arm in arm. A couple of nights before they were also spotted at the CAA party together reports PageSix.com. Sean barely announced the end of his marriage to Robin Wright Penn two months ago. Petra has previously dated James Blunt and Bruce Willis.

Sean looks happier than Britney Spears in a Frapp bath. He’s finally free to be a whore out in the open! Petra needs a lesson in men. This bitch always chooses the greasiest and sleaziest. I don’t blame her ass though. Sean Penn is nuts and strikes me as a deranged cokehead, but you know that bitch is a sexy time professional. The crazy ones usually are.

Petra, do yourself a favor and keep this strictly sexy. Don’t go marrying The Penn.

Wireimage, Wenn

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