Dick Cheese

February 25, 2008 / Posted by:

In Jon Holmes’ new book “Rock Star Babylon” he compiles some of rock’s nastiest and craziest stories. One story is about Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx. The book claims that Tommy and Nikki decided to hold a contest to see who could go the longest without washing themselves. They couldn’t bathe themselves in any way, but they could still fuck groupies as long as the girls didn’t get sick or skip out.

This went on for two weeks until finally some girl became violently ill after blowing Nikki Sixx. They call it the “The Spaghetti Incident,” because that’s what the chick threw up. Spaghetti with extra Parmesan! That’s probably what Nikki’s dick was covered with.

That sounds like a game show. Wheel of Dick Cheese! This sounds beyond dick cheese though. Two months without bathing? They probably had two giant cheese souffles sitting on their dicks.

Source: Page Six

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