Asshole Simpson performed at LAX last night and brought Pete Wentz along, because they are joined at the flat-ironed head. Yeah, she performed. She’s still doing that music thing even though everybody has basically turned her off. You can’t keep a no-talent fug down! Papa Joe is persistent.
Asshole and Pete are really growing on me as a couple like a bad corn on my big toe. A couple that flat irons together, stays together. They look like all they do is giggle like two Japanese school girls. They only giggle, because they basically have nothing to say to each other. That’s the recipe of a wonderful relationship.
Now I have to go rest up for the 10-hour Oscar telecast.