The Hottest Woman At The Oscars

February 24, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s Jane Fucking Russell! Finally a really damn movie star. I think my butt just exploded in gayness. All these little movie whores need to step out of the way. A real star has entered the carpet. Yes, she looks like Dorothy Zbornak’s twin, but she’s still a hot piece.

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