George Clooney brought his lovely robot, Sarah Larson, to the Oscars tonight and I swear this chick doesn’t speak. I was watching her on E! and bitch just laughed the whole time. I think I love her. I know what this bitch is up to! Hurry Sarah, get knocked up! Trap that Clooney.
He could have bought her ass a better dress though. You can get that shit at Pearl River in NYC. I also threw in a picture of Cojo, because it wouldn’t be the Oscars without him!