My Favorite Horsey
February 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
This is turning out to be one of the most boring Oscars red carpets ever. Where the hell are the hideously tacky dresses?! I was hoping Hilary Swank would come out wearing a dress made out of hay or something. She stuck with boring black. I love her ass though. She looks like a goth pony. I’ve also thrown in some Jennifer Garner, because she could be Hilary’s twin.
I’m praying that Sally Kirkland drops from the hot wreck heavens and saves this carpet!
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