Les MiserALBA Hits The Carpet!
February 24, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
No, she probably really did hit the carpet with her first, because she was mad at it. Bitch is a grouch! Jessica Alba just had her moment with Ryan Gaycrest and he asked her if she was going to breastfeed. I swear she was thinking of spitting in his face and then calling him a “dumb homo.” She was thinking about it! Cash is brain dead. No, I really think he is. Either that or he’s afraid to say anything, because MiserALBA will freeze his checking account and stop his credit cards if he effs with her.
The dress is alright if you’re into wine vomit.
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