Run For The Hills, Boys!
Brit Brit will be allowed to see her lil’ moppets really soon. The Commish has agreed to give her some visitation rights in a therapeutic setting. KFed agreed to the new plan and The Commish has signed off on it. The deal calls for Daddy Spears and a shrink to be in the room with Brit Brit and her two boys. TMZ reports that the reason for the new deal is that KFed’s side is impressed with Daddy Spears ability to keep Brit in check aka drugged up. I’m joking. She’s better. Well, I don’t know if she’s better, but she’s staying inside more. I sort of miss her nightly ritual of Slim Jim hunting. We’ll always have memories.
KFed’s attorney said visitation will begin really soon, but wouldn’t say when. He also added, “We’re pleased that … the process of reinstating the children’s mother as a participant in their lives can commence.”
The kids are probably like, “This ho again! Hopefully, she won’t try and lock my ass up with her like she did last time. I’m over her drama! It’s bad for my nerves. Is there going to be an open bar at this supervised visit too?”
Everything will be fine. What can go wrong with all those people in the room? You’re right. We are talking about Britney. They better get the Ghostbusters in there too, just in case.