Lindsay Lohan and “I Know Who Killed Me” swept the Razzies today winning 8 awards! Lindsay personally took home Worst Actress and Worst Screen Couple (with herself). She has a lot to be proud of! Congratulations Lindsay! Your bad decisions and slut moves finally won you something. I can’t wait for White Oprah’s response. She’s probably ferociously writing one right now on her Precious Moments stationary. Here’s the rest of the winners:
Worst Picture: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Actor: Eddie Murphy, Norbit
Worst Actress (tie): Lindsay Lohan (as Aubrey) and Lindsay Lohan ( as Dakota), I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Supporting Actress: Eddie Murphy (as Rasputia), Norbit
Worst Supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy (as Mr. Wong), Norbit
Worst Screen Couple: Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan, I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Rip-Off: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Sequel: Daddy Day Camp
Worst Director: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Screenplay: I Know Who Killed Me
Worst Excuse For A Horror Movie: I Know Who Killed Me
For her wins, Lindsay Lohan will be awarded with two dazzling gold painted awards valued at $5. I Know Who Killed Me also shattered Razzie records with the most wins (8). Showgirls and Battlefield Earth previously held the honor with 7!
Go out and celebrate, Lindsay. Get drunk and get laid. She was probably going to do that anyway, but at least she has a reason now.