Jordan talks about sex so much that it’s only natural she come out with a line of toys and condoms. Too bad she’s the only slag that’s going to use it. Jordan has applied to the UK Intellectual Property Office to have her logo registered for use on products like dildos, vibrators, massage devices and condoms. She’s also planning on launching more toys and a fruit machine. A fruit machine!
She already has a fruit machine! His name is Peter Andre.
Jordan once said that Peter Andre’s dick was the size of a cable TV remote, so I’m pretty sure she will come out with a Peter Andre vibrator remote! Change the channel with your clit!
I also hope she’s coming out with a line of barf bags, because that’s what most people will be reaching for after seeing her face on a dildo box.
Source: The Sun