Cage The Bitch!

February 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Sharon Stone is obviously trying to tell us something. She usually attends events wearing something animal-inspired. To last night’s A Diamond Is Forever party, Sharon wore zebra print, fur and a fucking peacock purse. Obviously, this ho wants to become an animal. I say we cage the bitch and give her what she wants. We can visit her every now and again and throw peanuts at her. I know you’re not supposed to do that at the zoo, but you can do that to Sharon. She won’t mind. Don’t let her ex-husband visit her though! He almost got his foot bitten off by a Komoda Dragon and Sharon will probably do worse. It’s best he stay away.

Here’s Sharon looking like she’s going to a MILF slumber party last night.

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