The London hotel where Amy Wino is staying was left with a major mess after she left the room to attend the Brit Awards. Sources tell The Sun that Wino trashed the joint. Booze was spilled everywhere, ciggie butts, champagne bottles and dirty panties were left strewn all over the room. The bath tub was black due to Wino dying her possum’s nest in it. Wino had also taken a mirror off the wall and put it on the floor. Now, now! Don’t jump to conclusions. She probably is really into Feng Shui and she was deflecting the bad spirits from the room….or she was cutting coke on it.
The hotel claims she left a $6,000 mess and they even had to replace some of the wood floor. A source said, “It took three maids two hours to get it in a habitable order.” They should get the Nobel Peace Prize for their work.
What do you expect? If Amy Wino checks into your hotel, you shouldn’t expect her to leave a pristine scene. You should expect that shit to look like the scene of a Stephen King novel. If I was a maid, I would just light a match and set that joint on fire. There’s no way I would put my gloved hand on her dirty chonies. The chonies would bite back!