A longer and more spoiler-ey “Sex and the City” trailer came out today. Basically, it has all the ingredients to get every woman and gay in the world to see it. It has a wedding, topless dudes, girly songs filled with empowerment and cymbal sounds in just the right places.
The real star of this movie is Charlotte’s Asian daughter. That girl looks like she doesn’t take any shit. I wanted her to spit at Carrie at the end of the trailer and say, “Shut up, you bitter old hag!”
I’m probably going to get “carried away” come May. Why oh why can’t I turn off the gay urge for things like this! I hear cymbals and I see shiny things and I want. I want.