Still A Natural Beauty

February 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Maybe I’ve become desensitized by so much plastic horror that I can’t fairly judge a horrific face, but Lil’ Kim looks slightly better here than normal. Her face does look like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze created it while making love on a potter’s wheel to Unchained Melody. It’s a brilliant shade of terra cotta. Her nose looks like it was made with silly putty. I want to make animal shapes out of it. Fun!

Okay, she looks fug. There I said it and I feel better.


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