But What Are Their Names?

February 22, 2008 / Posted by:

It’s a miracle! JLo finally delivered her twins in her special hospital suite at North Shore University Hospital on Long Island shortly after midnight today reports People. JLo’s rep confirmed she had a boy and a girl. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

Their rep said, “Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon.” Jennifer is the size of the moon is probably what he meant to say. JLo is probably already on the phone screaming things at her people. She probably doesn’t understand why her babies don’t have hair and she wants answers! She’s also bringing hair and make-up people in to get her babies ready for their photo shoot. They can sleep when they are dead! It’s money-making time.

I’m on the edge of my oatmeal bowl waiting to hear the names. Just name one of them “Escandalo” and I’ll be your biggest fan, JLo.

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