LAPD Chief William Bratton spoke to out about the proposed “Britney Law” to keep paps in a bubble and thinks he has a better idea. He thinks Brit should just stay her ass home. That’s what we’ve been telling her for months Willy! Like she’s going to listen!
He told 89.3 KPCC-FM:
“What we need is for Britney Spears to stay home instead of traipsing all over town. That would solve the problem. We don’t need additional laws…I’ve got laws coming out my ears to deal with this issue. What you have is several young women in this town and several young men basically making fools of themselves and tying up not only my resources but the resources of the media that would do better covering legitimate stories instead of a bunch of airheads running around out there…Quite clearly some of these characters so favored by the paparazzi are clearly in need of services. Not police services, but psychiatric services.”
I like Chief Willy! He uses funny and fancy words like traipsing and airhead! I wouldn’t call Britney an airhead though. I think her head is probably filled with Frapp and Cheetos….not air.
Britney doesn’t like Chief Willy’s advice! I can hear her saying, “But how is I supposed ta git mah pitcher taken Chief Willy?! I like gittin mah pitcher taken!”