Troll Wedding

February 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Janet Jackson may be making the biggest mistake of her life by marrying Troll Dupri. Ok, that wouldn’t be the biggest mistake of her life. The biggest mistake of her life was making “Poetic Justice.” I take that back. Hearing Janet say “you wanna smell my punane” made the movie. Anyway, Page Six reports that Janet has been looking at bridal gowns. She recently hit up Badgley Mischka for samples.

A source said, “She’s preparing for her private nuptials.” Who the hell are these sources and why do they talk like dictionary robots?

This would be Janet’s third wedding if it happens. Don’t do it Janet! Don’t marry the troll. Ok you can marry him, but only if you build the whole theme on him. A troll wedding! I want guests to sit on little toadstools, drink berry juice and dance a jig. The Olsens can be the flower trolls.

Tags: Girlfriend Please, Janet Jackson, Trolls

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