Perfect Face?

February 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Star Magazine put together the perfect face for a man and woman using the results of a survey by Beverly Hills plastic surgeons Toby Mayer and Richard Fleming. Star morphed the most requested celebrity body parts to create the perfect face. Here’s what the two dbags above are made from:

Dude Dbag: Daniel Craig’s eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio’s nose, Matt Damon’s lips, Christian Bale’s jaw and John Stamos’ hair.

Chick Dbag: Katie Holmes’ eyes, Katherine Heigl’s nose, Keira Knightleys cheeks, Jessica Simpson’s hair and Angelina Jolie’s lips.

The dude basically looks like KD Lang! The chick looks like every other bimbo. If women want Jessica Simpson’s hair, they can have it. They just have to watch HSN and wait for Paves to come on selling his Barbie hair in a box and it can be theirs.

I’m surprised people want Heigl anything!

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