Those curls are offending me. I think her curls are offending some Orthodox Jews too. Someone run your hands through them, but wear gloves. Here’s Lindsay in Milan attending the Dolce & Gabbana show today. She’s really not bronze enough. No, she’s not. She should take it all the way. She should just dip herself in bronze like a statue and get it over with. Everyone wins. She’ll finally be the bronze color she’s dreaming to be and we won’t have to hear her ass anymore since it will be bronzed shut!
February 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K