I Don’t Know Who To Believe

February 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Is Sam Lutfi being investigated for drugging up Brit Brit or not? I need to know and I don’t know why. I don’t care who got voted off of American Idol, but I do care about this. Yeah, obviously my priorities are screwed up. TMZ is reporting that there is an open investigation by the LAPD. Their sources say several hos have already been interviewed. However, other media sources including PageSix.com claim there’s no open investigation. The LAPD spokeswhore told them, “there is no investigation into Sam allegedly medicating Britney.

Sam’s own spokeswhore also said, “Internet tabloid gossip Web sites need to stop reporting bogus stories without knowing the truth. They need to stop brainwashing the public.” This is confusing, because he admitted to knowing about the investigation a few days ago. Sam is probably feeding his spokeswhore his special cocktail of pills, because bitch is confused.

I’m so confused too! Where’s London when you need him? I really hope he’s in St. Tropez working on his tan and writing his tell-all. I need to know the facts and he’s the only one I can trust. I just hope he stays away from the sluts and keeps his focus on setting the record straight.

Here’s Brit Brit shopping at Forever 21 at the Beverly Center yesterday. People have been saying she’s looking a little chunky in the gut. Basically, they are saying she’s looking knocked up. It would make sense coming from her. That just seems the next natural step in her ongoing Danielle Steele novel of a life. I say it’s pill bloat.


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