Drunk Bitch Of The Day
February 21, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
I’ve been drunk before and I mean DRUNK. I’ve been so drunk that I’ve pissed in my bed thinking it was the toilet and went to bed in my closet thinking it was my bed. This dude right here was DRUNK. 54-year-old Steven Stein from Vancouver was driving home drunk at 4am in Portland when he somehow managed to drive into the underground MAX train tunnel. He drove on the tracks for about a mile before being stopped. Officials say this is the first time someone has driven through the tracks! Good job Steven! You’ve got something to be proud of.
What the hell was he drinking? Let me know, because I’ll have whatever he was having. Steven’s little drunken adventure shut down the MAX service for 5-hours while they got his car out of the tracks.
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