Double The Fun For Alba?

February 21, 2008 / Posted by:

Having just one baby is obviously not good enough for celebsluts, so they now they are having two! The National Enquirer is reporting that Alba is definitely having twins. She has been telling all her friends and giving June 8th as her due date.

A source said, “Knowing that she’s going to have twins has turned Jessica’s life upside down. She and (fiance) Cash have had to scrap plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again.” What’s to fucking change? Just throw in another crib and call it a day. These people are so high-maintenance!

I just hope that two brown babies pop out of her. She did say she’s “dreaming of a brown baby” and if she’s got one white and one brown, the white one is assed out. It’s going to grow up trying to put bronzer all over his body to make Alba happy. Poor things. Now two babies have to deal with that woman instead of just one.


Thanks m.e.

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