On February 24th Orlando’s Downtown Disney Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique, a high-end spa for kids, will offer Hannah Montana makeovers. For $109.95 you get your picture taken while holding a guitar, wearing a cheap wig and Hannah Montana costumes.
I don’t know what’s more stupid! A high-end spa for kids or paying $109 to get your kids’ picture taken in a costume you can probably buy at Toys ‘R Us for $30. Someone call God and tell him just to push the button. It’s time. We have done all we need to do.
That little girl is actually pretty cute though. FUCK! Disney has done it to me again. They are making me believe their cheap theatrics and whoring for money is actually adorable.