Wrong Move

Kirstie Alley and Jenny Craig parted way after 3 years and now Kirstie thinks she can make it on her own. Kirstie told People that she’s starting her own weight-loss program. Homegirl said she will “develop and pilot my own weight-loss brand that I hope to launch in 2009.”

She went on to say, “I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride.” Ok, why did I read that statement while picturing her eating a huge cannoli?

Let me ask you this, Scientologists claim they can cure you from being a crackhead and a homo, so why can’t they cure Kristie’s fatty-roller coaster ride? Kristie starting her own program makes as much sense as Britney starting a daycare center. Personally, I like chunky Kristie. She should start a program on how to stay fat and be happy about it. She would be a much happier person, because I know she lays awake at night dreaming about running naked through the Hostess factory.