What The Hell Kind Of GD Dress Is This?

February 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Nicole Kidman is pregnant, so maybe her hormones are effing with her sanity. She obviously doesn’t know the difference between right and wrong, because this dress is WRONG! It looks like something Tommy Girl would prance around in. Nicole, it’s time to move away from Tommy Girl. Put away his clothes.

Nicole barely has a baby bump, but I can see her unborn baby covering his eyes in embarrassment. Nicole needs to take her vitamins, because she’s obviously not well.

Here’s Nicole at the Tokyo photocall for “The Golden Compass.” She’s looking so….fresh and tight. She must have hired scientists to scour the Amazon looking for some kind of rare monkey pee to replace her beloved botox.

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