STFU Hayden Christensen

February 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Hayden Christensen was plucked from obscurity to play Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader and now this dumb bitch is talking shit on the role that made him a household name. He told Details Magazine, “It wasn’t necessarily anything you could feel good about creatively. It’s not why you become an actor, to do stuff like that.

Who is he calling an actor? I hope he’s not calling himself that. This ho couldn’t act if they put a flame to his a-hole. He showed more emotion in his face in the Star Wars movie when he was wearing the Darth Vadar mask. He should be cleaning George Lucas’ toe jam with his teeth, not slapping him in the face. George saved Hayden from a career of waiting tables and playing the “frat boy” every now and again on some cheesy teen drama.

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