Possibly The Greatest Movie Ever Made

February 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Did my imagination escape from my brain, start a movie studio and produce this masterpiece without me knowing it? This movie is what my dreams are made of. It’s called “Circus Island” and it stars Audrey Landers, Judy Landers, The New Landers Sisters and Daniel Landers. You can never have too many Landers in one movie.

This movie is about some magical island and the dysfunctional family that owns it. They are in danger of losing the island, so they decide to turn it into a circus camp for kids. Yeah, because that’s such a money-maker. There’s also other plots going on, but I am too blinded by the beauty of the Landers. Who gives a fuck what it’s about. The Landers are in it! The only way this movie could be better is if Phoebe Price had a fabulous musical sequence in it involving flamingos.

They better dust off their awards shelf now.

Thanks Amy

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