Massive Chichis And Their Owner Go On Ellen

Xtina was on Ellen today and I really didn’t pay attention to anything she said. I just kept watching her massive chichis go up and down. They are much more interesting, because bitch is dull. Watching her interview with Ellen reminds me of running into someone you haven’t seen in a long time and there’s a reason why you haven’t. They just blab on and on about their boring ass life and you’re standing there thinking “When is this person going to shut the mouth?”

I did manage to catch the part about Xtina breastfeeding Max. Like she’s really going to breastfeed. If she was afraid of labor, I’m sure she’s not going to like getting her nipple bitten off by baby. She probably sprays it into his mouth from across the room while she looks at her People Magazine spread over and over again.