Kate Moss Taught Him Well

February 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Dreamboat Pete Doherty turned down an offer to model for Lastseason.com, because the money wasn’t good enough. The website offered him $10,000, because they heard he was hurting for some dough. Petey countered with $60,000. Bare minimum. No he wasn’t high at the same he turned down the offer. Actually, I take that back. Pete is probably always high. Crack smoke is to him like oxygen is to us.

His management wrote the website, “The fee on this would be a bare minimum of 30,000 pounds before we even begin to discuss anything.”

The site owner, Stefano Passantino, said, “When they said ¬£30,000 I nearly had a heart attack. Who does the bloke think he is, Claudia Schiffer? I thought Pete could do with a day’s work for what would be good money by anyone’s standards. He is just not worth that much.”

Now that Pete was paid $30k to perform for a millionaire, he thinks he’s actually worth shit. He’s adopting the Linda Evangelista motto of not getting out of bed for less than 10 grand a day, but he’s raising her shit by 50 grand.

I hope that egg crate Petey is sleeping on at home is like a bed of a thousand clouds, because he’s going to be laying on that shit for a long time.

Source – Image: Pacific Coast News

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