Easy Targets

I know how much you love when I post about Heidi and Spencer, so this is just for you. You can send me a fruit basket later, but don’t put any melon in that shit! Melon is disgusting and should be destroyed from the earth. Ok honestly, I’m allergic to it. Anyway, our least favorite attention whores of all-time have decided to enter the gaming world.

They said they are currently developing a video game. Spencer said, “We’re definitely developing the Heidi and Spencer video game. You can definitely play as us or you can play against us. You can even torture me.”

I’m beginning to think that Heidi and Spencer were somehow kidnapped by MTV from some hippie commune and groomed to be these douches of epic proportions. This kind of douche behavior is something scientists should really study. Fuck, Massengill should study these bitches. They would come out with the douche that keeps on douching!

I will only play their video game if it is done “eXistenZ” style. eXistenZ is that hot ass Jennifer Jason Leigh movie where your brain plugs in to the game. That way all my senses would get pleasure out of kicking each and every one of Spencer’s veneers.