Star Magazine’s cover story this week is about Suri Cruise’s strange world. I think that’s an understatement. Why is Suri’s world so strange? Well, because Tom and Katie treat her like an adult. They believe that Suri has lived for billions of years, so she knows all there is to know. Suri doesn’t get much discipline, but there are rules. She can’t watch TV, can’t eat McDonald’s, can’t take medicine and all her friends are other Scientology children. She can only eat organic food and drink that barley piss.
No McDonald’s or medicine?! I think I would have already offed myself by now if I couldn’t eat McDonald’s or chew on Children’s Tyenol when I was kid. Seriously, Children’s Tylenol was like my favorite candy ever. I almost overdosed on that shit several times. Every child should get the chance to OD on delicious Children’s Tylenol at least once in their life. Suri included.
And will Angie & Brad get married already just so the weeklies can stop talking about it! Well, after their marriage will be divorce talk. At least it’s something different!