And The Reality Show Will Follow

February 20, 2008 / Posted by:

Papa Joe is really working overtime on this Jessica and Tony Romo relationship shit. He should definitely get a raise. The raise being getting an extra 30-seconds of looking at Jessica’s cleavage. He was going to give that to himself anyway. There’s rumors that Romo and Simpson will soon become one. A friend of Tony Romo’s told UsWeekly, “I think they’re going to get married.” Yeah, I think a huge black diamond is going to drop from my ass, but that isn’t happening anytime soon. I pray every day it does, but it still hasn’t.

OK! Magazine isn’t so sure. They think it’s all a publicity stunt. Jessica and publicity stunts?! NO! You’re telling me “Newlyweds” wasn’t home movies not meant for profit? They called Jessica’s rep and she refused to deny or confirm the story.

A source told OK!, “She always leaks information about her faux love life when she’s desperate to get her face on magazine covers!”

Of course they are going to get married! Their whole relationship seemed so off to me. It’s like they are never together, but they are a couple? Papa Joe has this all worked out….marriage….reality show….Romo cheats on Jessica….she’s America’s Sweetheart again!

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