We Need To Introduce Heather Mills To This Woman

February 19, 2008 / Posted by:

It seems like just yesterday, Donna Sturkie-Anthony, was crowned homecoming queen of her high school. Who knew she would be facing a shit load of charges for beating her sister down with a prosthetic leg and threatening to burn down a neighbor’s trailer. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

It was all down hill for Donna after she was crowned homecoming queen. In 1991, she had two DUI convictions and was so drunk during one that she smeared her own shit all over the back of a police car. She was probably just cleaning the windows. In the late 1990s she was arrested 6 more times.

The prosthetic leg incident happened when Donna’s sister came to visit her trailer. The two started fighting about Donna being a booze hound, so Donna naturally ripped off her sister’s prosthetic leg and beat her with it. Heather Mills really needs to meet this woman! Paul McCartney get on the phone with Donna ASAP!

A month later, Donna stole her neighbor’s phone and threatened to burn down their trailer if they testified against her. She also threw ground meat at them and threatened to kick their pregnant daughter in the stomach.

She is currently being held without bail, because the cops say she’s a danger to herself and other. You think?

Why couldn’t my homecoming queen be this hot? My homecoming queen now is a dental hygienist with two kids. BORING.


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