The Tongue In Action

February 19, 2008 / Posted by:

The Gene Simmons sex tape has arrived! I know this is one of the celebrity sex tapes you’ve been waiting for. You can now scratch Gene’s name off of your most wanted celebrity sex tape list right under Mickey Rourke. AVN reports that Gene allegedly made the tape while promoting Frank’s Energy Drink. The woman in the video is NOT Shannon Tweed, but some model named Elsa. She’s a spokesmodel for Frank’s. She takes her job seriously.

The video is available at GenesSecret.com. There’s also a clip on the site. I think what bothers me most is that Elsa’s wearing platform flip flops. Tacky! If you’re going to make a sex tape at least be classy about it and wear some Shauna Sand lucite heels. She also looks asleep. I would have to be asleep or in a coma to let Gene Simmons’ hump on me, so I don’t blame her.

Shannon is going to be pissed! You’re not the only sexy video star in the family, Shannon!

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