Papa Joe is being sued by Speedfit, a fitness company, for stopping the sale of a workout DVD Jessica Simpson made. The DVD was shot a few years ago and Jessica took home a few million for the gig. Before the release of the video, Jessica changed her mind and blocked the DVD from being sold. Speedfit failed to get a $10 million settlement from Jessica, so they are taking her to court.
Speedfit said, “They are hurting millions of fat people in America! I believe that very strongly — they held the video for years!”
Who the hell would want to work out to that? Actually, Jessica is a good weight reducer. Just looking at her pictures makes me want to eat a whole box of Malomars and then throw it up, so that the image of my vomit can replace the image of her fug ass face.