It’s Art!

February 19, 2008 / Posted by:

White Oprah loves her “statements,” so it’s only fitting that she issues one regarding Lindsay’s nude shoot for New York Magazine. White Oprah said the photographs are art. Like this bitch knows what art is. She probably thinks Van Gogh is a very talented calendar artist.

White Oprah told People, “It was very tastefully done. “I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. For him to call Lindsay 46 years later and to say can you recreate these photos is an honor. I looked at it as art, and as Lindsay doing a character. So I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy; she was being a character. So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother.”

Showing your tits is showing your tits. There’s nothing wrong with it, but dudes will jack off to her “art pics” the same way they would jack off to Playboy pics. They see tits and they whip it out.

White Oprah said Lindsay did the shoot, because she felt she would never get this chance again and she feels connected to Marilyn. “For Christmas, my girlfriends even gave her a Marilyn cookie jar. I think there’s a sadness that Lindsay feels for Marilyn. Lindsay really saw it as a gift back to someone.” It was a gift to millions of prepubescent boys that have been playing her sex scene in “I Know Who Killed Someone” over and over again. They have new material!

It was also ok with White Oprah or she wouldn’t have sent over her 14-year-old daughter to watch! “I wouldn’t have sent my 14-year-old to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn’t do anything with her sister there, that was risqué.

She sent Ali over, because she wanted to show her what she’s going to be doing in 4 years. White Oprah likes to prepare her meal tickets.

P.S. – I know I’ve used that pic before, but I use it any chance I get.

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