I’m Alive!

February 19, 2008 / Posted by:

I’m still sick, but I’m off my death bed. The flu is Satan’s semen! I swear, I don’t think I’ve ever snotted, coughed, cacaed and threw up at the same time before. That’s talent. I should go on David Letterman’sstupid pet tricks.” Anyway, that’s that. I’m playing catch-up today, so I will probably post shit that was everywhere yesterday. Just smile, nod, laugh at me for a second and move on.

Speaking of sickness…why the fuck am I posting pictures of Jocelyn Wildenstein?! I think I’m sick again. Her face looks like what was at the bottom of my toilet yesterday. This is the face of the flu! Here’s Jocelyn scaring every living thing outside of a restaurant in West Hollywood last night.

Wenn

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