Wino Is A Chola

February 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Wino drew a single black tear below her eye to honor her Blaaake being in the prison hospital for apparently overdosing on heroin. Amy Wino showed off her tear while getting KFC in Camden. I’d like to think that she got the black tear, because she’s going to embrace the chola look. More people should.

In case you didn’t know, Blaaake was found in his prison cell writhing in pain and throwing up in buckets. He almost overdosed on heroin, but they managed to save his life. The Sun reports that Blake used autographed pictures of his wife to trade for a “Joey” – a hit of heroin. He takes orders from all the inmates and then asks Amy to personalize them. The inmates think they can get a few bucks from the autographs on eBay.

A source said, “The boys think they’ll get a few quid for them on eBay. It’s not clear whether she knows exactly what’s going on . . . but she must find it strange that all these so-called prison hardmen have suddenly become starstruck Amy Winehouse fans.

Amy can’t visit Blake, because he’s had his visitation rights suspended after he failed several drug tests. That Blake is so resourceful! Once the Wino autographs get old, he can sell of her ballerina slippers or weave. Now that’s the big money. He should have honestly just done it the old fashioned way. Joey for a blow!

Image: Pacific Coast News

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