Flavor Of Fake

February 17, 2008 / Posted by:

Page Six is reporting that Flavor of Love 3 is turning out to be the fakest season of all. Apparently, right after season 2 of the show finished filming, Foofy Foofy got a different chick pregnant and proposed marriage to her. Foofy never even called season 2 winner, Deelishis.

A source said, “He decided he was in love with her and they got engaged. He never even bothered to call Deelishis after the reunion show. He has a fiancée he’s in love with and doesn’t want to cheat on, but he’d already cashed his check that VH1 gave him for season three – and the show resurrected his career. He was dead broke before, so he’s doing it for his family.”

A rep for Vh1 said, “Flav is not engaged. It’s true he’s on his eighth child but, as he’s said in the past, he’d like 10. So there’s two more to go.

I’m still surprised to hear that chicks out there would actually do him. The reverse cowgirl must be their favorite position with him. Frankly, who cares if the show is fake! It’s about the skanks and whores anyway. It’s not about him at all. They could remove him from the show completely and I would still watch it.

BONUS! Here’s a hilarious video from MediaTakeOut of ShorTee going off on Vh1 and Foofy Foofy. ShorTee was one of the first to be eliminated. She was infamous for that amazing underbite. She goes on and on talking shit on him in this video. She blasts his skin color and Brigitte Nielsen. She also wants to thank all her “fans.” Sweetie, you should have said “fan.” I’m pretty sure that’s me. I’m your only fan. LOVE HER. Foofy needs to bring her applehead back!

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