Nick Lachey posing next to a rhinestone covered hot wheels car is definitely the gayest thing I’ve seen in the last 24 hours. Yes, I’ve looked in a mirror in the last 24 hours! I knew you were thinking that, smart ass bitch. Nick attended the 40th Anniversary of Hot Wheels in NYC and unveiled a jeweled car. That looks like something that would plop out of Clay Aiken’s ass. It’s that homo And what’s with the weird wedding picture? It’s like an edition of “one of these things is not like the other.”
Nick is slowly turning into a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. I’m waiting for his skin to turn green and for a turtle shell to pop out of his ass and cover his back. His Ninja Turtle name can be Filippo Lippi. That’s a silly name. Try saying it while giving head. It’s impossible.