Get This Bitch A Bottle Of Palmolive

February 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Palmolive cuts the grease and that’s what Colin Farrell needs. His hair looks the floor of a San Francisco bathhouse, covered in lube and crap. I just want to take hundreds of sheets of those oil blotters and cover his head in them. That being said, I’d still get with that. I would save on lube costs and that shit is expensive. I’d just have to rub my ass on his head and then stick it in.

Here’s Colin at the premiere of “In Bruges” at the Dublin Film Festival.

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