Phoebe Price has once again shout out Dlisted for making her “Hot Babe of the Year.” I would gladly hand over my left nutsack if she said “Hot Slut of the Year” just once. What am I saying? A filthy word like “slut” would never pass through those precious lips.
PP also talked about going to the SAG Awards, but wanted everyone to know that she was invited. I love that she had to tell us. Yes, Phoebe we know you were invited. We were all invited actually, but we were too busy having dinner on the moon with the Dalai Lama, Madonna and Elvis.
PP’s fragrance is also doing very well! It’s at Neiman Marcus! The Neiman Marcus Factory Outlet in Orlando, FL, but who’s keeping track? I kid, I kid. She also said she’s getting ready to go to the Home Shopping network with her fragrance. YES! My prayers have finally been answered. Cancel all my plans for the next year, because I have to spend each night waiting for her segment on HSN to come on. It’s totally going to be at 3am on a Saturday.
Oh that PP is always good for a laugh or two.