Xtina Is Afraid Of Vaginal Tearing

February 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Xtina is a pussy. She said that she decided not to give birth to baby Max the natural way, because she was too scared and didn’t want to go through the pain. She gave birth via c-section and booked in advance. That’s how they do it in Hollywood.

She told Hello Magazine, “I didn’t want any surprises. Honestly, I didn’t want any [vaginal] tearing. I had heard horror stories of women going in and having to have an emergency C-section [anyway]. The hardest part was deciding on his birthday. I wanted to leave it up to fate, but at the same time I was ready to be done early!”

“Jordan wasn’t squeamish at all. He had the video camera ready to go. The most reassuring thing for me was hearing that first beautiful cry. I just welled up with tears.

She actually cried? Didn’t she care about fucking up her make-up? She probably got wet mascara all over her poor baby. I don’t understand the c-section shit. Isn’t a little tear in your pussy better than a big ass scar on your belly? It’s called meds Xtina. All she needed was major meds and the pussy tear would have been nothing. Dumb ho!

Above is a picture of Xtina, Bat Boy and baby Max along with a bunch of dogs. That dog is bigger than Bat Boy. It’s going to eat the baby! Hello! featuring Xtina hits stands on Tuesday.

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