Lindsay Lohan Ruined Clint Eastwood’s Meal

February 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Clint Eastwood was enjoying a wonderful dinner at Madeo when Lindsay Lohan and her crew of misfits crashed the joint. Clint was not pleased. She was probably ruining his potato soup. That’s what oldies eat, right? Anyway, Clint started glaring at her table. A witness told OK! Magazine, “I heard him tell his friend, ‘She brought all those paparazzi. Fifteen of them. Did you ever think we’d see the day with all this? I’m going out the back door so I don’t have to deal with all that.”

Screw Lindsay for ruining his potato soup! I’m sure he had to eat his tapioca pudding at home too. What a bitch. I’m surprised he didn’t throw his “Go ahead, make my day” line at her. If he did she probably would’ve been on her knees. Well! She’s a slut. She can’t help it. When sluts hear the word “head” they immediately get on their knees and go to work.

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