Star Jones is back to work! Well, for one night anyway. Star was let go from Court TV gig last month, but she will be on stage tonight talking about her vagina. What did we do to deserve this? She will take part in “The Vagina Monologues” in DC tonight. It’s for charity, because Star has such a giving heart. Her skit is called “Short Skirt.” That sounds like something Gay Al sings to himself in the mirror while trying on Star’s dresses. Actually, I think he sings that Apple Bottom jeans song.
I do not need to know about Star’s vagina. I want to hear about Gay Al’s though. I’m sure it smells like lavender, gardenias with a splash of cinnamon. It’s spicy like that.