Gary Coleman Has Never Had Sex With His Wife

February 15, 2008 / Posted by:

In an interview with The Insider Gary Coleman said that he hasn’t had sex with his new bride, 22-year-old Shannon Price. The two were married in August and still haven’t done the deed. He said, “It will happen when it happens.” Okay, who doesn’t fuck on their wedding night? Isn’t that the whole point of getting married? If they are having problems with getting it in, all she has to do is ride that shit. Either that or Gary can hang from a trapeze while Shannon goes on all fours. There are ways to do it. I’m guessing the real reason they don’t have sex is because they can’t stand each other.

In another interview with Inside Edition the couple talked about the violence in their relationship and how they sometimes go a week without talking. She fucking hates him. You can tell. I know she’s married to a little person and all, but can she please sit up straight! It’s sweet that she’s trying to get on his level, but she’s going to eff up her back.

They will be divorced by April. Trust this.

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