Bitch Is Drunk

February 15, 2008 / Posted by:

Lily Allen spent her Valentine’s Day drunk as hell. Lily started her day at 10:45 in the morning attending the Luella fashion show. She spent the rest of the day attending other shows and parties and finally ended a little before 3 in the morning. 16 hours of partying! This is why being a celebrity is fucking stupid. I look like that at least one night a week. Can you imagine having a pap taking your picture when you are throwing up into a dumpster after having too many chocolate martinis? Oh and don’t ever drink chocolate martinis. They will make you poop and shit at the same fucking time. It’s not cute when you’re going caca and throwing up into a waste basket at the same time. Throwing up out of both ends is not my idea of a good time.

Here’s Lily with Kimbo Stewart and Kelly Osbourne at the Vivienne Westwood show. I think Kimbo’s been replaced with a tranny robot. She hasn’t been looking like her fug-self lately.

Mr. Paparazzi, Wenn

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