The World’s Fattest Man Is Losing His Title

The World’s fattest man, Manuel Uribe, might not be the world’s fattest for long. 42-year-old Manuel lives in Mexico with his mother and is bed-ridden. According to his doctors he has lost 570 pounds! He weighed 1,257 pounds at his heaviest. His goal weight is 265 pounds and he’s well on his way thanks to the help of doctors from Italy and the United States.

There’s more good news for Manuel. He’s found love! What a beautiful Valentine’s Day story. He is now engaged to a hairdresser named Claudia. Claudia was married to one of Manuel’s friends, but he died from a heart attack due to his own obesity. Claudia is a chubby chaser! Manuel’s mother used to care for all his needs, but now Claudia does.

Manuel better watch his fat ass. If he loses anymore weight, Claudia is going to leave him. She likes the big dudes. There’s something about Claudia. I know a gold digger when I see one. Her elegant hairstyle doesn’t fool me. She probably marries obese dudes, because she knows they might kick it soon. That way she’s left holding the check. Well, I guess she deserves it. She risks her life by going to bed with Manuel every night.