Wino’s New Blake Might Be Gay

February 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Amy Winehouse is telling friends that her new Blake is gay and there’s nothing between them. Wino has been hanging around with a new American dude who doesn’t drink or do drugs. The two also shared a hotel room together sparking rumors that she’s cheating on her Blaaaaake!

A source said, “She’s said it’s fine so share a hotel room because he is gay. But he doesn’t seem gay to me – I think he’s bisexual. Amy’s husband wouldn’t be happy if he saw how close they are.”

I don’t even know if Blake II is capable of doing sex. Look at him. He looks like he’s dying. Put an IV in that bitch STAT! If he’s as clean as everyone says he is, he’s probably getting sick from Wino’s heroin fumes. Blake II needs to eat some Kashi and get some fresh air.

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