The Worst Food In America And I Would Still Eat It

February 13, 2008 / Posted by:

Men’s Health has named the Aussie Cheese Fries from Outback Steakhouse as the worst food in America. The fries are made with cheese, bits of bacon and are served with a side of Ranch dressing. They check in at a whopping 2,900 calories and contain 182 g fat 240 g carbs. Yum.

Men’s Health said, Even if you split this ‘starter’ with three friends, you’ll have downed a dinner’s worth of calories before your entree arrives. Follow this up with a steak, sides, and a dessert and you could easily break the 3,500 calorie barrier.

This is what I call a “drunk dish.” This is something I would eat at 4 in the morning when I’m fucking wasted. I would wash it down with a Root Beer float and it would be all over my bathroom floor by 6am.

The Awesome Blossom from Chili’s came in at #2.

I don’t think I would call this shit the worst food in America. I have seen worse. Deep fried hamburger? Deep fried cake? Deep fried cake hamburger? Yeah, there’s definitely worse. Now I know what I’m having for lunch.

VIA Boing Boing

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